Diploma & Internship
The way my grandmother was respected for her intelligence, admired for her perfect English diction. Theirs was the era taught by the British; they spoke in not only chic sassiness typical of Angela Maya, but correct English diction you would rarely find nowadays. Or was it how she strikes long-form division and multiplications with ease? I concluded I wanted to become a teacher like her.
Yet, I was curious about how things were made, what things were composed of, and how they got to be in place. And decided I would like to study the nature and composition of matter. Science. How do the amino acids structures that we draw from memory actually mint their protein structures, folding into just the right form?
As I couldn't enroll in university after my secondary education, a benefactor sponsored me for a Diploma course in Computer and Desktop Operations.
Superb lessons. Appropriately stimulating. We learnt how to efficiently run general day-to-day operations on computer including maintenance. Feels kinda nostalgic that managing and organising a desktop has become a rarity today; just a look at any PC and I can optimise the productivity from just reorganising files and folders.
We had intense practical studies on:
Microsoft Office Suite
PowerPoint and presentations — I gave myself a challenge of replicating NTA jingles with it. One particular project, I would import a Christmas light JPG and turn it into a fascinating myriad of pulsating multi-colour lights just with the PowerPoint colour, animation, and delay tool. The result was a Christmas video (MP4) done end-to-end by hand just with a JPG.
Excel and formulas — fast forward, I would use the knowledge without any accounting experience to create a perfect accounting balance sheet for one events company I managed.
Microsoft Access — we particularly used it for querying, data sorting and cleaning. I might think that BigQuery today was an abridgement of Microsoft Access + Excel capabilities.
CorelDraw and Adobe PS
Stood out with my raw skills proficiency in Adobe PS and CorelDraw that my tutors and fellow students nicknamed me 'Designer'. One major project task was to go out on the streets and pick any item to come replicate it. While others picked simple items like bread labels, I picked a Star Lager Beer can. It must be that I like doing hard things. All eyes on me: 'na you wan do pass abi?' From a blank canvas, I replicated first the design of the Star Lager Beer, and created a 3D image of the beer can. One of our tutors used it as our PC cover photo, and would tell anyone unsolicited that I did it.
Internship followed at a cool corporate document place where elites from individuals, and government members come to create and publish documents.
Work is done anywhere, even on dining tables.
On duty at the document centre.






























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